Friday, January 22, 2010

5 Reasons Why I HATE Public Bathrooms


1.) They smell like rotten butt flesh.
2.) They always seems to be abnormally humid.
3.) You stick to every surface making it a horrid task to open stall doors and bathroom doors.
4.) Everyone is uncomfortably silent and seems to be on edge.
5.) 50% of the time there is someone taking a poop in the stall next to you with no shame (aka loudly).

They are so dirty. I feel like I am diseased after them. HOWEVER, I have decided that it is best to get all the sicknesses and infections now, so that I build up a strong immunity when I am old and weak...... if I survive that long. So, in an effort to protect myself later, I enter these bacterial breeding grounds.


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