Why I hate skinny jeans

So I was excited for a night out with Sophie and james (there bio's, like Mirandas, soon to come). I got dressed up and put on skinny jeans.... and with skinny jeans you can't really put anything in the pockets or else they buldge and look like you are excited to see everyone or just took a crap in your pants. So I put my wallet keys and phone in my loose (emphasis on loose jacket pockets).

We were going to go to dinner on Lygon street (which has great Italian food. Then head tpo a pub called Pugs (not the classiest but it's cheap). And then we were going to go out to a club called the Market. Weeeellllllllll when I sat down for dinner I realized that I had no means to pay seeing as my wallet had fallen out of my pocket.

We searched for a long time and then decided to give up because someone had obviously nabbed it. So, seeing as it is Sunday I cannot do anything about getting new ID's and cards. As of right now my life is on stand still.

And that is why I hate skinny jeans.